Scum

Just found out that one of my friends had his house burgled whilst he was visiting family at Christmas. Charming. Come home after a festive visit to find some smackhead junkie lowlife has cleaned you out and driven the loot away in your own car.

Now aside from being Mr Angry, I'm actually a pretty friendly, caring, agreeable chap. That said, I'd quite happily see these cunts strung up and boiled alive and not bat an eyelid over it.

Retards`

Fucking students. The Christmas break is over and the city is overrun with the little cunts again. They can't drive, they can't park, they walk into inanimate objects like they aren't there, they dawdle along in front of you so slowly you start to question if you're actually moving at all.

Allegedly these tossers are the intellectual cream of society! A bunch of blithering dumbfucks, most of whom need a bath and a fucking haircut. Probably the cause of huge numbers of accidents as they wander like zombies across busy roads whilst laughing like thick-ass chavs at the latest lame shite on their gaylord fucking mobile phones.

Fucking Hangovers

I put down far too much beer last night and felt like shit this morning. Then I had to go to work. Fortunately my boss wasn't around to do my head in for once.

When I got home I discovered the cat had shit on the rug. Fucking marvellous.