I cancelled a motor insurance policy recently and was told I would be liable for a cancellation fee. Charming. It was never mentioned when I took out the policy, and reading through the policy book the only mention of it is "you may be charged a small cancellation fee". May... Anyway, the insurance company make an utter fucking balls-up of doing their job and carried on stealing money from my bank account for several months. They denied receiving my letters (all sent registered), and were utterly unhelpful on the telephone.
Needless to say I was a little irritated by this and told them I was unhappy paying their cancellation fee as the process had been marred with difficulty and incompetency, all of which was their doing. Now I get a letter from some wanker debt recovery agency. It's marked URGENT all over it, yet they sent it 2nd class. "DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE OUR RESOLVE IN REGARD TO RECOVERING THIS MONEY", which is £20 by the way.
Well, Mr Insurance Company, and Mr Debt Recovery Agency, "DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY RESOLVE TO TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELVES".
Saturday, 10 February 2007
Saturday, 3 February 2007
Chavs
Dear oh fucking dear. What is society going to do about these lower class fucktards?! Well as it happens I've come up with the perfect solution, because let's face it the Police never bother turning up when you ask them to!
Reputable, hard-working, honest members of the public should be able to undertake a training course, with very tight regulation, psychometric testing, personality profiling and the provision of numerous references from employers, neighbours, professionals etc. Once this course has been completed, the aformentioned upstanding citizen is duly issued with a fingerprint activated automatic machine pistol.
Upon having their quality of life adversely affected by the imbecile behaviour of these social dog-turds, the citizen has the full and absolute legal right to execute them in the street, preferably with 2 shots to the head. The local Chav Corpse Collection Service can then be summoned to retrieve the worthless, now deceased twat and steam clean the surrounding area to remove any surplus body parts.
Reputable, hard-working, honest members of the public should be able to undertake a training course, with very tight regulation, psychometric testing, personality profiling and the provision of numerous references from employers, neighbours, professionals etc. Once this course has been completed, the aformentioned upstanding citizen is duly issued with a fingerprint activated automatic machine pistol.
Upon having their quality of life adversely affected by the imbecile behaviour of these social dog-turds, the citizen has the full and absolute legal right to execute them in the street, preferably with 2 shots to the head. The local Chav Corpse Collection Service can then be summoned to retrieve the worthless, now deceased twat and steam clean the surrounding area to remove any surplus body parts.
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